by GameMaster Sat Nov 24, 2018 11:24 pm
Final Round
Sam comes out of the gate with a crazy combo that his opponent totally wasn't expecting. He gets in an incredible 40 hit combo before finishing up with his ultimate move. The final combo tally is 84! The disembodied voice shouts, "Perfect! You win!"
((not only did Sam roll amazing, but Akina also rolled a critical glitch!))
Sam's commlink is switched to AR mode and then he is allowed to disengage from the matrix. As he looks around, he finds that he has been moved while he was unconscious. There are a bunch of cybered out people standing around him clapping as a medic tends to an unconscious elf woman in a wheelchair. The elf is eventually brought to consciousness through a combination of drugs and magical healing, but never rises from the wheelchair. Though she isn't fully healed, its enough for a meeting. She rubs her head and says, "I guess you ARE Ballzdeep. Didn't think I'd ever be meeting THE Ballzdeep in person." The elf begins fan-girling, clearly unable to contain her excitement as a stream of questions tumble from her lips, "What's-your-favorite-game? How-did-you-get-so-good? How-did-you-manage-that-thing-in-the-Diablo-20-tournament? Did-you-REALLY-defeat-a-jiangshi? Can-I-have-your-autograph? Are-you-single? Do-you-like-elven-women?"
The other people in the area laugh and one says, "Welcome to our home. As you can see, our girl has been dying to meet you."
Another one jokes, "I think she named her vibrator after you."
The elf blushes and shouts at the guy, "Shut up, asshole! I did no such thing!" She then quietly says, "Don't listen to them. They're just jealous that you came all the way down here to talk to me. Anyway, can you please answer all of those questions? Particularly the last two."